| i'm a bitch. fo sho.
and i will soon become an even bigger one.
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| helloooooooooooooooooooooo.
so what is the nicest possible way to tell someone they're incredibly boring??
just curious to know... you know... for future reference.
i'm in a bit of a crisis.
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| THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HOGWARTS
1) growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an "extra credit project in herbology"
2) i will not use umbrage's quill to write "i told you i was hardxcore"
3) i will stop reffering to taking a shower as "giving moaning myrtle an eyeful"
4) the giant squid is not an acceptable date to the yule ball
5) i will not start every potions class by asking professor snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant
6) seamus finnegan is not "after me lucky charms"
7) no one weighs the same as a duck
8) 42 is not the answer to every question on the OWLS
9) i will not call the defense against the dark arts teacher "kenny" even though he does wear an orange anorak
10) polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable... "polishing my wand" in the common room is not |
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| my bologna has a first name...
it's O-S-C-A-R
my bologna has a second name
it's M-E-Y-E-R
i love to eat it every day
and if you ask me why i sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
'cause oscar meyer has a way with
B-O-L-O-G-N-A
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